Death Doesn't Stop Boys Night Out Tee Shirt
$33.99
CHOOSE OPTIONS
THE MEDIEVAL MENACE
BE A MENACE.
Medieval apparel and relics for knights of questionable character.
CHOSEN BY THE KINGDOM
THE PEOPLE’S CHOICE
MADE TO ORDERFORGED IN 2–5 BUSINESS DAYS
TRACKED SHIPPINGFOLLOW THY ORDER'S JOURNEY
SECURE CHECKOUTPROTECTED PAYMENT
SELECT YOUR ALLEGIANCE
CHOOSE THY POISON
BY ROYAL DECREE
THE KING DEMANDS DRIP.
Outfit thyself accordingly before entering the tavern.
THE TALE
WHAT IS THE MEDIEVAL MENACE?
The Medieval Menace is what happens when medieval history, internet culture and questionable judgment meet in a tavern.
We create apparel and relics inspired by knights, battles, taverns, plague doctors and the glorious absurdity of the Middle Ages.
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QUESTIONS FROM THE PEASANTRY
HOW LONG DOTH SHIPPING TAKE?+
You can expect to receive your order within 7–10 business days. You’ll get an email with tracking information as soon as your order ships, which is typically within 2–5 business days of your purchase. We greatly appreciate your patience, as a small business we’re doing our best to get your gear out as fast as possible. If there is a deadline, please reach out to us and we will try our best to accommodate
WHAT SIZE GARMENT SHOULD I ACQUIRE?+
We run true to size. Just order your regular size and you’ll be good to go, unless otherwise noted in the product description.
DOTH THOU ACCEPT RETURNS?+
There's nothing we want to see more than you wearing our apparel, so we want to make sure you're happy! However, everything is made to order so all sales are final unless we’ve made an error on our end. As a small business, we’re not able to offer returns/exchanges if you ordered the wrong size, changed your mind on the item, or need to update your shipping address after the order has already shipped. We appreciate your understanding, every order means a lot to us! If you're not satisfied, please reach out and we'll do our best to accommodate.
WILL LIMITED RELICS RETURN?+
Once they are gone, they are gone. So, be sure to get them while they are available!